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Political Jokes (isn't that an oxy moron ?) Democratic Nat'l Convention Agenda
6:00
p.m. - Opening flag burning ceremony.
6:05 p.m. - Opening secular prayers by Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton 6:30 p.m. - Anti-war concert by Barbara Streisand. 6:40 p.m. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast. 7:00 p.m. - Tribute theme to France. 7:10 p.m. - Collect offerings for al-Zawahri defense fund. 7:25 p.m. - Tribute theme to Germany. 7:45 p.m. - Anti-war rally. (Moderated by Michael Moore.) 8:25 p.m. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast. 8:30 p.m. - Terrorist appeasement workshop. 9:00 p.m. - Gay marriage ceremony (both male and female couples). 9:30 p.m. - * Intermission * 10:00 p.m. - Posting the Iraqi Colors by Sean Penn and Tim Robbins 10:10 p.m. - Re-enactment of Kerry's fake medal toss. 10:20 p.m. - Cameo by Dean 'Yeeearrrrrrrg!' 10:30 p.m. - Abortion demonstration by N.A.R.A.L. 10:40 p.m. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast. 10:50 p.m. - Pledge of allegiance to the UN. 11:00 p.m. - Multiple gay marriage ceremony (threesomes, mixed and same sex). Rep. Barney rank (D,Mass.), Sponsor. 11:15 p.m. - Maximizing Welfare workshop. 11:30 p.m. - 'Free Saddam' pep rally. 11:59 p.m. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast. 12:00 p.m. - Nomination of democratic candidate. And for the finale, Ted Kennedy will drive Hillary home via Chappaquiddick...
API and
UPI reported today that the French Government announced yesterday that it has
raised its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide." The only two higher
levels in France are "Surrender" and "Collaborate."
This may have been precipitated by the recent fire which destroyed one of their White Flag Factories, disabling their military for the time being.
For all of you that want to pay homage to Michael
Moore by shelling out your hard earned money to go view the piece of garbage
he calls a movie,
Fahrenheit 9/11, please read the
attached. If filling this guys pockets with money is your way of agreeing
with him and you still believe his drivel, you MUST be smoking from the same
crack pipe he does!
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